Adrenalin 2010 Christmas Gift Survey

Australia's FUNNIEST/STRANGEST Christmas Gifts

 

Stockings  nothing!  car  Duster  sex  KNITTED JUMPER  an egg  lawn mower  Hermit Crab  a lawn mower  SHOES  An Onion  an empty giftwrapped box  salad spinner  tea cup  STEAM MOP  chocolate undies  An electric drill  male g string  shark dive  gardening tools  coffee mug  A pen  Golf balls  toilet seat cover  eatable undies  A sheep  comdoms  an engagement ring  tweezers  Blow up sheep  jumper  Orange  a picture of myself  boxers  A hedge trimmer  A PENCIL  Power tools  cake of soap  A parrot  an electric toothbrush  Furby  Ride on mower  A pineapple  mop and bucket  fart machine  sheets  tissue box  Oven Mits  christmas card  a fishing rod  nothing really  bra  teabags  Stress ball  nose hair trimmer  puppy dog  drill set  a brick  car mats  A garden knome  Lump of coal  an empty picnic basket  Compost Bin  padded toilet seat  Lamp  Step Ladder  bucket  wind chimes  bed linen  bongo drums  fake dog poo  foot powder  a wind up penis  a hot water bottle  joke book  A pooping reindeer  Deodarant  toe ring  toys  one sock  hankies  a toilet brush  wrapping paper  egg cooker  cactus plant  candy g-string  rubber chicken  A Mankini  a lamp  GOLD FISH  a live turkey  shoe laces  Diet book  vibrator  egg cups  A block of wood  pocket knife  Farting santa  shovel  car cleaning kit  kettle  foot scrub  skydiving  scissors  a bong  whoopy cushion  a step ladder  LEGO  camera  soap  a baby  a belly button cleaner  fish tank  A chair  Divorce papers  Diving with sharks  can of coke  cereal  Boxer shorts  christmas cake  don't remember  Perfume  1 sock  serviettes  stubby holder  whipper snipper  a pair of undies  2 left shoes  rabbit  Woopy cushion  batteries  cordless drill  lunch box  Letterbox  bin  Diary  A fridge magnet  a wooden spoon  one slipper  Fishing reel  vacumn cleaner  Kite  a packet of pegs  WASHING BASKET  chop sticks  g string undies  bookmark  A garbage Bin  light bulb  sexy underwear  baloon  horse  ash tray  fart cushion  a ferret  water gun  frypan  peanuts  a thong  duct tape  nail clipper  CD  watch  boob apron  A bottle of sand  toothbrush and toothpaste  wooden box  sex toy  A mango  horse manure  A Hug  A Belly Button Brush  head massager  washing machine  bag of marbles  book  A hairbrush  a dead goldfish  teddy bear  A gold fish  a screwdriver  a fan  Electric Toothbrush  stuffed dog  toilet roll cover  deoderant  newspaper  Tennis balls  A straw broom  A can opener  a garden nome  pair of socks  bloomers  a pooing reindeer  Body chocolate  Beer Bong  a bottle opener  A dildo  A Peter heater  drawer liners  The strangest gift that I have received for christmas would have to be tea strainers!  car wash  model car  Razor  garlic crusher  Cup  Ladder  a candle  barbie  suspenders  A bottle of tomato sauce  Hermit Crabs  under pants  photo album  a whoopy cushion  a pet goat  lotto ticket  mens perfume  Block of Chocolate  a goldfish  a cactus  frog  pillow  gstring  an empty envelope  dvd  a water pistol  Washing Trolley  an ashtray  Bug Spray  wipper snipper  empty box  pink socks  Pyjamas  a toothbrush  easter eggs  sack of potatoes  willy warmer  a gnome  potatoe peeler  A box  jet boat ride  mens hankies  Spider  sexy nightie  Stress balls  Singing Fish  nickers  gumboots  money box  stickers  a bird  A brick in a box  A 'used' electric toothbrush  my husband  A Stone  Pasta Necklace  no gift  Shaver  Crocodile Jerky  dont know  G-Strings  a Pencil sharpener  Lighter  bacon  nil  underpants  A COFFEE MUG  a rubber snake  exercise bike  pots  Pressure cooker  sexy nighty  edible underpants  a fake hand  cook book  nappies  toothpicks  Apron  Car jack  A can of baked beans  Toilet paper roll  Fire extinguisher  garden gnome  a g-string  dead plant  Biscuits  snow globe  A jar of pickles  weather station  Mop & Bucket  tie  Tupperware  books  Jumper Leads  talking fish  Stuffed Cane Toad  G- String  peter heater  deodorant  hair remover  scarf  A Farting Gnome  a pair of scissors  a dog bone  chewing gum  gloves  watering can  Welder  bag of lollies  An Adult Toy  a bottle of vinegar  a box of nails  Pajamas  cockatoo  Sock puppet  Hankerchief  Don't know  candy  A wig  Barometer  Sky Dive  popcorn maker  mag wheels  Chocolate Penis  rake  a towel  egg timer  Balloons  A duckling  knives  remote control car  A bible  clothes line  edible underwear  slow cooker  Toothpaste  Whoopee cushion  a piece of string  used undies  Ear plugs  knitted coat hanger  a toy  tea cosey  saucepans  a tool set  doilies  a frying pan  PLATE  BOX OF MATCHES  A chicken  Key Ring  a vacuum cleaner  Goldfish  shoelaces  Horse poo  paper weight  Tongs  jocks  A tooth brush  mug  dustbuster  jack in the box  a vacum cleaner  Toy dog  Pillow case  mangoes  a dead plant  elephant  A mirror  An empty bottle  A pet frog  door stoper  used underwear  match box car  a santa suit  pooping reindeer  holiday  Brick  fake boobs  Hankerchiefs  Mobile phone  a box of tissues  a scarf  A potato  a turtle  Nut Cracker  a statue  an empty box  A pet fish  chook  exploding golf balls  a bug zapper  rocks  a guinea pig  A Mug  a stapler  toothbrush holder  hankie  a pack of condoms  dice  Beanie  talking parrot  Eatable underwear  IRON  Talc Powder  pen  tools  mens underwear  striped socks  An ant farm  work boots  snail  odd pair of socks  A pet snake  chicken  A Christmas Decoration  walking stick  a pumpkin  tooth paste  Tickle me Elmo  printer  a pair of socks  Jar with duck face lid  blanket  plant  A coconut  toilet spray  A fart bomb  an egg timer  clothes pegs  Potato Peeler  singing dog  christmas decorations  Can of Baked Beans  pooper scooper  yoyo  pegs  hair dryer  wooden duck  a bunny  A toothpick  toe nail clippers  hand cuffs  crutchless knickers  a horse  soap holder  a pillow  a pot plant  never have  A pig  emty box  watermelon  Flying lesson  water pistol  vibrater  Bottle opener  sky diving  Tissues  A box of nothing  fly swat  A back scratcher  Nightie  Breast pump  an ironing board  One shoe  stick  A Fish  Electric Razor  coconut  a pooping raindeer  iou  Cooking book  a washing machine  sock  none  skydive  a garden gnome  cigarettes  a keyring  Wine  coat hangers  A singing santa  raincoat  Toilet Plunger  Violin  Nipple Duster  Groceries  shaving cream  broom  Pencils  a rock  fake flowers  bowl of fruit  Fluffy Handcuffs  Plastic fruit  Motor oil  Deodrant  nose clippers  a jar of olives  door stop  adult toys  a dress  rock  computer  puppy  an empty box of chocolates  A cat  womens underwear  Skipping rope  reindeer poop  a pet lamb  A box of Tampons  a tea cosy  a garden hose  A feather  Something I gave someone the year before  garden tools  rubber snake  talcum powder  deck of cards  toilet seat warmer  Epilady  ring  nail polish remover  Ugg Boots  Used perfume  Flying lessons  napkins  painted rock  a lump of coal  whoopi cushion  Bunch of bananas  dog poo  Toilet brush set  a whistle  vaccum cleaner  Guinea pig  earplugs  My son  Bedsocks  a fake Luis Vuitton handbag made for me.  vitamins  A can of fly spray  A calculator  A Thermometer  Empty bottle of wine  scales  bird bath  a wierd statue of a monkey named charlie with missing teeth!  a dummy  teatowels  chicken shaped pin cushion  Bed socks  a can of coke  Penis warmer  leg of ham  A carrot  tow rope  a spoon  body paint  tea set  Windmill  elephant undies  christmas Tree  Book of Jokes  towels  A tin of Biscuits  train set  A handkerchief  socks  socks and undies  Chocolate body paint  a tea pot  Candle  a cup  A dancing santa  granny nickers  clock  laptop  edable undies  a lantern  a packet of biscuits  voucher to cook my own dinner  dont remember  A hair dryer  panadol  a doll  floaties  Onion  a door mat  lizard  boxing gloves  Fridge magnet  pet rat  bed sheets  a pair of stockings  Fishing Rod  love  christmas lights  a sleeping bag  A easter egg  fly spray  a can of dog food  a star  Breadmaker  used socks  a power drill  tea towels  screwdriver set  a key ring  rolling pin  Knife sharpener  dog biscuits  a coathanger  bottle of wine  calendar  a walking stick  bbq  dont have one  A Frog  ham  A mop  An ironing board cover  Blender  A saucepan  a spider  coffee beans  straw broom  Plastic plates  a nut cracker  A budgie  odd socks  jumping penis  will Kit  mens undies  a car  granny undies  Toothbrush  home brew kit  Oven mitts  pumpkin  tea bag  A dictionary  electric drill  steak knives  nuts  scratchies  electric frypan  WII  an i.o.u  A whoopi cushion  Hairdryer  yes  Ironing Board  Bubble Wrap  a pet rat  electric hedge trimmer  a block of cheese  A painted rock  sea monkeys  powder  toilet roll  ironing board cover  skydiving voucher  a hermit crab  Handkerchiefs  mouthwash  santa  A box of matches  steel cow horn shaped boot remover  n/a  Stuffed pig  car seat covers. I ride a motorbike.  a sex toy  mouse trap  Cheese  plastic flowers  a donkey  White rabbit  car wash kit  box of bad tasting chocolates  Fundies  mop  fake scratchie  A Blow-up Doll  pooing reindeer  an alarm clock  A first aid kit  pencil  bath salts  car parts  A new toilet  Magic 8 Ball  a ball of string  Baked Beans  tent  doll  an Axe  Dead Fish  melted chocolates  Barbie Doll  Mens Aftershave  Bird  Torch  Safari Suit  wheelbarrow  A ladder  Female Underwear  salt and pepper shakers  t-shirt  whip  ear muffs  kiss  corkscrew  a teatowel  Toilet paper  Esky  vase  Pineapple  The strangest gift that I have received for christmas would have to be tea strainers! I don't even drink tea!  Boomerang  Hammer  t shirt  fan  a used movie ticket  a broken clock  Santa socks  food  lollypop  lingerie  Dog Bone  A mouse trap  after shave  remote control helicopter  nose hair clippers  anti wrinkle cream  a whip  a sewing machine  Bicycle  Hoola Hoop  a fondue set  A packet of condoms  a divorce  Teapot  Pack of Condoms  Bag of coal (I was naughty!)  a blow up doll  Men's Perfume  Nose trimmer  Light bulbs  RUBBER GLOVES  Draw liners  undies  perfume bottle with no perfume in it  Coat Hanger  gardening gloves  jewellery  a voodoo doll  a piece of coal  a toilet seat  turtle  used soap  a tool box  Soft Toy  Jelly Beans  a box of condoms  rain gauge  pencil case  A cucumber  coathanger  cotton buds  Potatoes  soaps  umbrella  Fish  blowup doll  a joke book  A piggy bank  A used lipstick  a cactus plant  Spanner  an apron  Umbrella hat  lollies  nail clippers  goat  microwave  comb  beer  garden hose  Sexy lingerie  a camel  A rubbish bin  Talking Napoleon dynamite doll  a loaf of bread  balloon flight  a piglet  Typewriter  Bar of Soap  paperweight  bikini  dog lead  a singing fish  A power tool  shoe horn  G string  sandpaper gloves to shave my legs with!!!  A suitcase  fetus cookie cutter  farting gnome  A drill  tattoo  a rooster  thong  deep fryer  ball of string  packet of tim tams  A fire extinguisher  photo of myself  An easter egg!  a Chainsaw  A tent  funny card  Juicer  A cow bell  under wear  carving knife  a duck  a fly swatter  Chocolate body sauce  A stuffed cat  Oven mitt  ornament  a dustbuster  a knife  a toaster  Cutlery  a packet of chewing gum  A DART BOARD  Card  A Kitten  A Wheel Barrow  a shovel  willie warmer  pots and pans  no  A bag of potatoes  santa hat  notepad  a blow up sheep  wig  toilet  hair dye  handcuffs  feather duster  hamster  a box with nothing in it  A torch  dolls  Bread Maker  A cake of soap  camel  Frying pan  melted chocolate  A mask  divorce  Santa undies  A Steering Wheel  empty gift box  gym membership  Out of date chocolates  a tie  egg cup  shoe polish  Bowl  Woopie cushion  Pregnancy test  A whipper snipper  hair brush  A car tyre  Bum-Fart Spray  rotten potato  a empty box  Sewing Machine  Rubbish Bin  mankini  Car battery  easter egg  A Flying Monkey  a pair of thongs  manicure set  sheep  Carrot  power drill  Coal  Apple  Cement Mixer  bag of potatoes  self help book  knitted coat hangers  A worm farm  ferret  a jar of pickled onions  Coffee cup  A matchbox car  packet of pegs  a live pig  Tea towel  rice cooker  Dish drying rack  door stopper  My daughter  birthday card  Handbag  Pogo Stick  nail file  reindeer ears  scented drawer liners  a toilet plunger  Toilet brush holder  button  pine cone  Empty box of chocolates  hot dog maker  a plant  cant remember  hot air balloon ride  tea pot  Bungy jump  condom  a willy warmer  toothpick holder  A roll of toilet paper  never had one  tree  popcorn  pet spider  flowers  cant think of one  painting  A cook book  food processor  jam  A hanky  fruit  a dog collar  an egg cup  Tortoise  nothing at all  knitted slippers  smokes  foot massager  pot plant  Rubber Ducky  tooth brush  electric knife  a frypan  floor mop  A Card  blower vac  fake snow  A pogo stick  wrinkle cream  haven't had one  A Compass  Belly Button Duster  a door stop  reindeer poo  a tooth  Dog collar  Mars Bar  matchbox car  porn  Plastic snake  Chickens  a barbie doll  Laundry Basket  hair clips  hot water bottle  a live chicken  box of tissues  a newspaper  One thong  toaster  A fake spider  Shampoo  A single sock  candles  A mouse  water bottle  Spice rack  Mr Potato Head  nose hair clipper  Belly button cleaner  a nose hair trimmer  a box of bandaids  a kiss  a lollipop  tea strainer  A STREET DIRECTORY  Push bike  a shoe horn  clothes  live duck  football  a washing basket  Shoe rack  a lemon  Engagement ring  Bras  an umbrella  Second hand clothes  granny knickers  Not sure  A banana  cat  pillows  toilet rolls  screwdriver  crystal ball  A Whoopie cushion  a foot spa  a dog  magazine  A Tea Towel  back scratcher  swearing parrot  toilet brush and holder  slippers  sex toys  Packet of Biscuits  mens jocks  A live duck  nail polish  sexy undies  calender  a cow  ceramic pig  packet of condoms  An IOU  dog  worms  a lawnmower  Garden Knome  mask  a block of chocolate  cat food  mouse  A blender  A wok  Mexican walking fish  An empty jar  can opener  a shower cap  A Blonde Wig  A broom  bike  a lava lamp  tea bags  snake  a sewing kit  duck  A green tree frog  can of dog food  A fart machine  box tissues  a pair of odd socks  a book  a coat hanger  door mat  bible  lollipop  a padlock for the freezer  socket set  A chocolate penis  PJ's  a potato peeler  Sewing kit  A steam mop  Nothing  a slinky  penis bottle opener  an iron  Towel  thermometer  singing reindeer  a goat  A tool kit  non  Donkey  set of saucepans  driving lessons  Golf Clubs  a vibrator  Grandma Undies  a watermelon  dancing flower  Lolly Pop  My first bra  First Aid Kit  dummy  whoopie cushion  Laminator  a tortoise  dirt  Cookbook  saucepan  Footspa  a wooden box  a tree  a vegetable peeler  jar of vegemite  Shampoo and Conditioner  hammock  chain saw  Sticky tape  a fly swat  boys underwear  a tin of milo  Face Mask  Paper Shredder  hand towel  a pencil case  pizza cutter  My own wallet  Hairy Butt Wax  Oven mit  Tablecloth  a water bottle  A half eaten box of chocolates  A rubber chicken  Sex game  Drill  a dead bird  an easter egg  stapler  toilet seat  Edible knickers  fake poo  Lava lamp  alarm clock  Bag of Rocks  tampon  christmas toilet paper  tomato sauce  rubber ball  A tea set  PS3  dick warmer  half eaten box of chocolates  a bag of chips  prawns  Cheese grater  Apple corer  a vase  Hanky  Can't remember  A bell  street directory  A bucket  kama sutra book  hawaiian shirt  a ring  vacume cleaner  Mango  bread board  unicycle  Tyres